Taylor Swift fans who think that Taylor Swift will do something at a certain time and they are wrong.
We swifties really were clowning around thinking that Taylor Swift was gonna do something on New Year’s Eve.
by Bi swiftie for life January 1, 2023
Get the Clown mug.verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
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Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023
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This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
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Get the clown car mug.To the individual who posted ICP's lyrics "Night of The Axe" expressing that the words don't rhyme... That's because those words aren't part of the actual lyrics to the song. It's the skit before the song actually begins.
"I showed up at a high-school prom/
Wit an ax in my motherfuckin' palm/
BUT....
My personal favorite from that Era is 17 dead
"17 Dead bodies hanging from a telephone wire/
All 17 on fire/
Lighten up the sky with the smell of death/
Rich bigot fucker, take a deep breath/
Lookin at you makes me go batty/
Just don't be like your motherfuckin daddy/
Cuz he's nothing but a redneck hoe/
Him and his kind created this Ghetto/
They can't deal with there own creation/
Move our father, superb vacation/
But it don't work like that/
It's me at your door, and I've come wit a slug bat/
I'm a stick it to your fuckin nugget/
17 times and your gonna luv it motherfucker/
Drive down my street/
And stare at the folks who can't make ends meat/
Ya don't know now, but that's the plan/
Most people in hell were rich when they died man/
So take that to your golden bed/
Cuz I'm a cut your ass up for the 17 dead/
So to the one who read there skit off as lyrics when it was leading into the actual lyrics of the song. You should actually listen to the song rather then pass a judgement before knowing what you're talking about. That's just ignorant. Ignorance defeats learning.
"I showed up at a high-school prom/
Wit an ax in my motherfuckin' palm/
BUT....
My personal favorite from that Era is 17 dead
"17 Dead bodies hanging from a telephone wire/
All 17 on fire/
Lighten up the sky with the smell of death/
Rich bigot fucker, take a deep breath/
Lookin at you makes me go batty/
Just don't be like your motherfuckin daddy/
Cuz he's nothing but a redneck hoe/
Him and his kind created this Ghetto/
They can't deal with there own creation/
Move our father, superb vacation/
But it don't work like that/
It's me at your door, and I've come wit a slug bat/
I'm a stick it to your fuckin nugget/
17 times and your gonna luv it motherfucker/
Drive down my street/
And stare at the folks who can't make ends meat/
Ya don't know now, but that's the plan/
Most people in hell were rich when they died man/
So take that to your golden bed/
Cuz I'm a cut your ass up for the 17 dead/
So to the one who read there skit off as lyrics when it was leading into the actual lyrics of the song. You should actually listen to the song rather then pass a judgement before knowing what you're talking about. That's just ignorant. Ignorance defeats learning.
by AnonymousAnomaly September 25, 2023
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