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ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*
Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*
by (^O^) December 4, 2020
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ur mum

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Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.
Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe
by crustmeister May 11, 2018
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Ur Ancestors Incestors

Ur Ancestors Incestors is a failed attempt at creating the most powerful roast in existence.

It was calculated to have power beyond "Ur Family Tree LGBT", but actually caps off around Ur Dad Lesbian. Not many know of this though, and it is often misused.
Carl: Ur Granny Tranny
John: You fool... You brought this upon yourself... Ur Ancestors Incestors!
Carl: Yeah I guess they are
John: *Explodes due to lack of defense*
by A Fat Penguin April 2, 2018
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Ur mom

Hey is that your mom or a blimp
by Fjdjdjd November 6, 2022
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Up urs

When u hate some one so much you want them to insert them selves in there own ass
by Not gay xxxx February 3, 2020
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