White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

by Tenorman December 4, 2010

Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s

That lad right there just got socked

by anonymous December 9, 2024

A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.

John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice

by The Socker September 24, 2020

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.

Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?

by J0zy April 5, 2017

Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back

Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!

by 94Lex October 13, 2019

Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul

Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock

by fckingcheez January 29, 2021