Sock

Torture devices for your feet.

A: "Why don't you wear socks?!"
B: "They burn my feet to death!!!!!!"

by Aristar May 28, 2018

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

Socks

A feet condom...

I WANT THE SOCKS THAT MY FRIEND HAS AHhhHHhHHH!

by SadBoisHours July 8, 2019

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

After a DNA test ,I found out it was a SOCK.

by MADBITCH333 July 14, 2019

boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Socks

Everyone loves them cuz everyone hates toes and feet

Wow i really need to get some socks i hate my crusty toes

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019