Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship

Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side

by Hollasteffie March 8, 2015

Wopfer Sided

This is Nanny’s word

Definition: “*side eye* I don’t know”
“Gettin old.. older”

“I’ve been wopfer sided my whole life, and I’ve gotten worse with age.”

by FabulousFaggot November 9, 2020

Black berry with a side scroll

Sell that mf to any rapper I know

Drake wants to Black berry with a side scroll

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 18, 2025

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

Side Nigga

- the nigga who provides an escape from her main nigga

- picks up the ticket

- takes her on vacations

- fucks her good

- doesn’t provide any drama

- and brings everything the main man doesn’t

My side nigga makes me so happy!

by Theonewhocould December 4, 2020