zig and sharko

the best show to ever exist. basically a starving hyena simping so hard for a mermaid that he beefs daily with a bodybuilder shark who’s built like a lifeguard and a fridge combined. It’s Looney Tunes underwater but with more side-eye, more thirst, and absolutely zero dialogue — just vibes and violence.

my homegirl saw him once at the mall and now she’s plotting like zig and sharko.

by iambana April 15, 2025

Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.

Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!

by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

Olly the Fresher Shark

a predatory 3rd year student looking for young freshers

Olly the Fresher Shark is a vicious 3rd year watch put Ruby!

by Ivebeenpreyedon May 12, 2025

Bonneville lake shark

The Bonneville lake shark was a shark found in lake Bonneville is the 1200 bc era it is 18 ft long and a white greyish color. The Bonneville fish shark is still found in the depths of bear lake. If you believe all of this you are retarded and your name is probably Peter.

The Bonneville lake shark is a fast shark

by Linnerdy July 18, 2025