Sausaged

Unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. Typically used by males.

Dude, I was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!

Sausaged by msong November 11, 2010

pink saussage wallet 

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

pink saussage wallet by jack August 7, 2004

Sausagey 

men who really prefer to be in the company of other men and thus produce a sausage fest.

"He and I will never be able to engage in an intelligible conversation; he is too sausagey for me".

Sausagey by TooRahLooRah September 6, 2009

sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid 

sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid is used to describe volleyball nets that break people’s necks. After reading this, you must jump into a Scooby-Doo bouncey house filled exactly with 7 inches of water or humans will be enslaved by bacon.

The sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslidish volleyball net got arrested for manslaughter.

sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid by Captinneon42 January 23, 2019

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

sweater sausages by vk31337 May 3, 2011

Sausade Invasion 

when you take a sausage and place it in the ass of your partner, invading the saucy parts of the body.

That girl was just asking me to give her a sausade invasion, so I did.

Sausade Invasion by Captain Wiggles May 4, 2007

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010