Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009

packy sack

The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat

“Oh, there she goes again with her packy sack”

by jforjudas March 12, 2023

slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

Jack Sack

A turbo pair of twisted testicles torsioned tastefully that smell like fromunda

Bro, nah, how in the frick, you gonna be smelling all foul. Did you forget to clean your jack sack?

by jacksacker August 8, 2022

Curb sack

A male prostitute.

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.

by themandarin September 6, 2013

sack zecor

Sex where the girl bends over and hangs on to a treadmill and the guy sticks it in and starts running a 3k.

Did you hear that they got a brand new treadmill? I'd bet that he is going to sack zecor her on it.

by super14mancool January 23, 2024

Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.

That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!

by Mazzy Scarlett December 18, 2023