When someone parks in a manner that:
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
Get the Park like a fuckheadmug. by NCJT May 19, 2016
Get the trailer park goateemug. To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011
Get the Russian Parking Ticketmug. by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007
Get the parking lot hoppingmug. The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.
I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.
by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010
Get the Parking Lot Panicmug. by Oriblem December 24, 2017
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by Momma Mac June 30, 2021
Get the Summit Adventure Parkmug.