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north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.
Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.
by jandro22 February 12, 2017
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
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Smoke green blow white

A play on the phrase 'Go Green, Go White' used by students of Michigan State University when smoking weed or after seeing someone else smoking weed. Used in the same fashion as Go Green, Go White, where the call 'Smoke green' warrants the response 'Blow white'.
"I see you with the blunt man, smoke green!"
"Blow white! Hell yeah."

"You know the vibes it's smoke green blow white every fuckin day!"

"Smoke Green!"
"Blow White!"
by lead.buy.example May 4, 2023
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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
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Smoke a Fag

To vigorously pound the butt of those named "Greg" in specific with BBC.
Brb I will run this extreme after I smoke a fag.
by BBC-Giver July 31, 2024
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Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”
by deememetee January 26, 2022
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