sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
by austinhaws March 15, 2009
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sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
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copper sock

When you fill her butthole full of dryer lint and Fuck it until a new sock appears around your cock.
Man, I was missing one of my favourite knee highs for so long that I decided to give my girl a copper sock and make one myself. I copper socked her so hard she was farting the scent of bounce sheets all week, and I am still trying to pick the scuzz off my junk.
by Coppersock September 29, 2017
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Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.
"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"
by Nunyabizynas March 06, 2019
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double socking

Look I’m double socking my Halloween socks
by The good witch. October 28, 2017
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sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
by lmaiga October 01, 2011
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