Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower

Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...

by Jewlover88 August 09, 2021

Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent

Uhhhhhhh gold shower rq

by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 06, 2022

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

In and out shower

A two second shower.

You need to take longer than an in and out shower

by GryffinTEM August 23, 2021

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 09, 2016

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017