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shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later
Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020
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I o u

When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.
I o u
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 2, 2020
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son-o-chato

Su•n•o•ch•a•t•oh

A boy or man in relation to their superior. To be a son-o-chato is not determined by age or family relation, instead one becomes a son-o-chato through speaking ritualistic Avalosian verses.

Simular words meaning the same thing:
Son-o-chang, son-o-chode, son-o-ching
My son-o-chato says work is gayoching
by The all knowing I June 30, 2021
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bo'tle o' wa'er

Meme word used when describing someone with a british accent saying 'bottle of water'
Hey Johnson, Can I have a... BO'TLE O' WA'ER
by dedividahpla July 21, 2021
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Cup O' Mallow

term that means Hot Chocolate with ALOT of Marshmallows.
"The couple sat sipping a foamy Cup O' Mallow by the warm fireplace on the cold winter night.
by Saxo-trumpet-clarinet November 18, 2010
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Büq o' Ksadowce

The Korrui religious book containing the religious holidays, practices, mythology, descriptions of the afterlife, ceremonies, and the Vows of Korrui (most families also add a family tree on the first page.) On the front cover the words "Büq o' Ksadowce" are written in some form above the drawing of a drahna and a set of golden scaled (one side holding red fire, with the other side holding green,) with a golden lock and key printed on the spine.
The first copy of Büq o' Ksadowce was discovered in Canadian ruins in 1978.
by Historics Society December 19, 2020
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sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
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