Hookah

Basically Bongs for Muslims, with tobacco instead of weed, and you mix it with fruit flavors or good flavors like kiwi, mint, guava, melons, and paan.

Friend: wanna come to my place, I’m gonna smoke weed with my bong.
Friend: sure I’ll just bring my Hookah.
Friend: what’s that?
Friend: it’s a bong alternative with tobacco instead of weed.
Friend: You’re Muslim, aren’t you?
Friend: Yup.

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 June 5, 2024

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Hooked

Steal

A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Hookalaka

Just a sound its a fun thing to say

Man what was that thing u like to say uhh hookalaka

by Mrohio44646 February 26, 2025

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooke_d

Performing a Cheesy Method in a video game, while also being shorter than the average 12 year old boy.

"I totally kicked ass in Demon Souls, NO, you Hooke_d your way through it "

by *Not*Waffles April 23, 2025