Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 10, 2017

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

Hair Burner

A dick so slick it catches pubic hair on fire.

HAIR BURNER!!

by yUsoMad June 7, 2011

becky with the good hair

Becky with the good hair usually refers to a valley girl type. A privileged beautiful white woman.

"He better call Becky with the good hair"

by heyhay93 May 27, 2016

part your hair

This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.

"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."

by Scottopolis May 24, 2006

becky with the good hair

Nickname Beyonce gave Tori Kelly when she tore her to shreds in Lemonade for sleeping with jay z....

"He only want me when I'm not there, He better call Becky with the good hair"

by beckywthegoodhair May 24, 2016

Fat Chick Hair

When (mostly) fat girls do not style or maintain their long hair properly. They just get out of the shower, comb it, and let it "air dry". It then looks nappy, greasy, frizzy, and disgusting for the rest of the day. This is not a one time deal, this is their constant look.

Stacey: "What is up with your Sister in laws hair?! Does she know what a blow dryer is?"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"

by Trinityzzr6 January 23, 2009