five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

hive five

Used to attract attention or to greet users of the Hiveon mining ecosystem (e.g., Hiveon OS)

Hive five, miners! Check out the newest Hiveon mobile app update.

by beeholder May 19, 2023

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

Five sure

When you are hundred percent sure of something, one more than four sure or want to exaggerate something.

This movie is amazing!

Oh five sure!
God that bitch sucks

Five sure does.

by Ozium1627 June 15, 2023

Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls

Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023