ass park

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.

Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.

by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005

pizza that ass

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.

Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass

by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

Ass Fault

When a dog or human has to shit on a paved road because they could not make it to an appropriate location in time.

I was so embarassed today while walking with Ms. Foo Foo Bottom, she had an ass fault and started crapping in the middle of the street in front of all the people sipping their Latte on the outside patio of the coffee shop.

by Lowrider Corgi March 4, 2016

ass dancer

A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.

man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".

by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006

ass me

when one inists on being fucked in the ass and no other way

man, all i want my boyfriend to do is to ass me

by stalker - bitch - porch monkey July 5, 2008

ass banana

When at a loss for words, this is what you say to someone who's being really annoying, or just REALLY pissing you off. Also, if you find the need to be funny while telling someone to piss off, this is usually a good thing to say.

STEFANO, u ASS BANANA!!!

by Super L March 19, 2005

ass cleavage

what some girls with a big ass have, especially when their shirt is too short and their pants are too tight

many men find this extremely attractive

damn did you see kristina's ass on christmas? it was flat but you could see under her shirt and there was like, this chasm. where did it come from?

yeah I know man, that was some serious ass cleavage! I wish I could meet her ass in person

by bill mesich January 19, 2007