Mississippi Mud Pie

During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.

Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.

by andihopeuchoke February 15, 2007

boston creme pie

When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.

Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.

by Michael Christopher January 17, 2006

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

pie in your eye

Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.

You got pie in your eye.

by djdjesd October 17, 2014

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019