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by RealFakeMealRake January 8, 2021

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

Fake Based

When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.

jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro

by paintyum February 23, 2024

Fake Friend

Sofia P

"Sofia is a fake friend.

by Einstein8520 May 16, 2021

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023

fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

Fake fan

Someone that just watched a walkthrough of a specific game, just watched a trailer of a specific movie, or just listened to a song by a specific musician, and now call themselves the biggest fan alive.

Luke calls himself the biggest Zelda fan, because he likes the creepy pasta and played breath of the wild on my switch once. So in my eyes he’s just a fake fan.

by H0TLINE October 12, 2017