Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
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1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
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That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.
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Get the failure mug.The name given to a group of city workers. (Similar to a group of wildcats; called a destruction, but not to be confused with a group of wildebeests; called a confusion )
Look at that failure, all dressed in orange coveralls and leaning on their shovels.
That's the third failure we've passed today; blocking traffic and all of them standing around looking in a hole.
That's the third failure we've passed today; blocking traffic and all of them standing around looking in a hole.
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