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Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
by TaintMagic July 22, 2011
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Faggot drunk

When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat
Hey everyone, you wanna get faggot drunk after work?
by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018
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drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
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Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
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Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.
I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.
by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024
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Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."
by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014
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car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
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