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David

The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.
I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.
by Muhnamesjeff June 3, 2024
mugGet the Davidmug.

Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo
Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild
by YBoog69 October 21, 2025
mugGet the Fat Davidmug.

David the finesser

If this word is used that means you're about to get finessed really bad or that you already got finessed by a David.
" OH shit hide David the finesser is about to finesse someone realike quick"
by You're daughter favorite daddy January 28, 2017
mugGet the David the finessermug.

David h

Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.
David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring
by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023
mugGet the David hmug.

DAVID

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN
by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023
mugGet the DAVIDmug.

David Smusz

pog. the definition of swag. got that drip 10000000000. EPIC GAMER MOMENTTT POGGGG
"You know that David Smusz guy? Yea... he's pretty pog ngl"
by Puplanet February 9, 2021
mugGet the David Smuszmug.

David

by Biggestboy101 April 22, 2024
mugGet the Davidmug.

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