the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Cum sickle

Used condom put in freezer to save for later

Watch out for that bitch she be saving cum sickles to catch a new baby daddy

by Beefstick anonymous May 30, 2018

Cum Gumbo

The act of two or more legally consenting adult males combining recently ejacualted semen, mixing it together, and consuming this tasty concoction.

"My Friday night was pretty chill, just invited a few buddies over and shared a delicious cum gumbo

by B-dones August 30, 2018

Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.

“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

Cum Cuft

When you are getting a handjob and you cum on either your own or partners wrist

Emily was giving Anthony a ferocious handjob when his bollocks exploded all over her leaving a mass motherload of jizz. Some got on her wrist to which Emily said "Anthony you have just cum cuft menu dirty bastard".

by Cookie1711 June 15, 2017

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 10, 2019