Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“May we all be mud monsters”

by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025