Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

national bite a block of cheese day

on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese

Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.

by Chimmy Taeknology December 4, 2020

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block February 28, 2021