Baconation

Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)

1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.

2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.

3. An act of celebration with bacon.

"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"

"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"

by pels July 2, 2012

Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

baconly

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

baconholic

Someone who is addicted to eating, smelling, or being in the vicinity of delicious bacon.

My name is Bob and I am a baconholic.

by Baconholic December 16, 2013

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Bacongasm

Overstimulation of pork goodness til the brink of hog paradise explodes in the back of your throat.

Jake ate the fish sandwich, but George had a full on bacongasm when he ate the BLT.

by Bacongasmatic August 17, 2016