Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

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Tom McPherson

Tom McPherson is a really cool guy. He's a Sigma Alpha Male, and all the girls want to date him. He's also super sexy and hot.

Girls:Tom McPherson's so hot
Lincoln Shaskey: I know right, i want to date him

by LincolnShaskey March 14, 2024

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Tom

A Tom is a way of referring to someone who has extreme cases of acne, as well as hairline issues.

James: Have you seen Abdullah recently? He is already balding at 19 and his face is covered with spots.
Jordan: I feel bad for him. He's such a Tom.

by tonypulis08 June 26, 2018

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Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.

Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?

by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020

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A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

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