Michael Phelps

The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".

Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!

Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.

by PhelpsPhan August 21, 2008

Michael Jackson

A child molester

Hey look over there it’s michael Jackson

You mean child molester?

by Oldeepfriedmemes August 23, 2018

michael mcguinness

the act of double rubbering the hoe

i dont know where this hoe has been i better michael mcguinness

by jason grang November 22, 2006

benjamin michael

Benjamin Michael is a true gentleman. Amazing kisser and most of all. BIG ASS DICK.

My man must be a Benjamin Michael. His dick was gigantic.

by Black scorpion lacbto June 24, 2017

Michael Caining

Usually a sexual act, the act of "blowing ones doors off"

I tried Michael Caining last night, I really did blow the bloody doors off!

by Jamza September 01, 2011

michael chuck

Is when she’s laughing while reading and puppies oooh that got a reaction and Hamlet lives at 64 hillside 02120 and he wants you. Come through, party this weekend

I Michael chuck, you michae chuck, he she it Michael chuck. The study of Michael chuckomolgy

by Crendan boop. February 13, 2018

Michael Stenlake

The most attractive and most AMAZING male dancer to ever live. Lives in Massina, New York and dances for Tap to Toe Dance Studio.

Who's that dancer? Hes amazing!

Thats Michael Stenlake! Isn't he just?

by The Dancing Whovian March 09, 2013