Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

christian

A type of CHAD who will be your forever man. He's smart, handsome and CHAD.

person 1:"hey have you heard of the new CHAD?"
person 2:"oh you mean Christian?"

by patyeetdab February 13, 2021

Christianity

Bullshit

"Christianity is bullshit bro"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife August 19, 2021

Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*

(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"

by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016

christiane

Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.

Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.

by babybaby223344 January 21, 2019

fremont christian school

crusty bankrupt school. 50/50 chance they fire your favorite teacher at the end of the year. everyone is gossiped about. no one is safe. oh and god forbid you add a rainbow somewhere on an art assignment.

dont send your kids here if you dont want them to deposit you to an underpaid nursing home as soon as they grow up.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: fremont christian school
person 1: are you okay
person 2: no

by legallynamed October 20, 2024

Christian Young

The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.

“Is Christian Young your bf?”
“UH FUCK YEA”

by The top tier gf July 2, 2025