mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

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wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.

*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"

by genuine australian May 11, 2020

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Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016

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