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David

The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.
David is such a flaky fagel
by tralala07 January 10, 2022
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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023
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David

David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Fuck me David is so good!
by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021
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Big nerd david

More swag than koral
Big nerd david more swag and knows more thank koral at mc
by Perrysimp March 30, 2021
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David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020
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David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020
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David Tendlering

When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.
David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering
by FPR293 March 2, 2024
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