guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Kille

Kille is the best person she always has good energy and loves to be social with other people. If you are named kille you will have the mos beutiful eyes and killes are just always perfect.

OMG Kille is comming.
Look there is kille i love her

by SSSHHHHUUU January 19, 2022

Killing jude's

it means to ne a hero. or fucking kids

killing jude's is not a crime. i is not aany worse than killing niggas

by i fuck kids when i am home January 20, 2022

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Ice Nine Kills

American Metalcore Band Forming in Boston, MA. The Original Band Members from Their Studio Album, Last Chance To Make Amends were;

Spencer Charnas – lead vocals, guitar,

Jeremy Schwartz – guitar, vocals, synths
Andrew Justin Smith – bass, backing vocals
Grant Newsted – drums, percussion
Then on The Predator had the members;
Spencer Charnas - lead vocals, piano on "A Reptile's Dysfunction"
Justin "JD" DeBlieck - lead guitar, lead vocals
Justin Morrow - rhythm guitar
Steve Koch - bass guitar, backing vocals
Connor Sullivan - drums
Then Steve Left and now the members are;
Spencer Charnas – lead vocals
Ricky Armellino – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
Joseph Occhiuti – bass, backing vocals, keyboards
Dan Sugarman – lead guitar, backing vocals
Patrick Galante – drums, percussion
The Band Is Now Very Popular and will keep they're strive for at least a few more years

Guy 1: Do You Like Ice Nine Kills?
Guy 2: Not really

by BentLikesMetal November 11, 2022