Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019

walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains

My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.

by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

Hot Boy Walk

A term coined to describe the confident and stylish strut exhibited by an exceptionally attractive male individual, typically characterized by an aura of self-assuredness and effortless coolness. The Hot Boy Walk is often characterized by a slow-paced yet purposeful gait, accompanied by a slight sway of the hips, a subtle swagger in the step, and a nonchalant expression that exudes an undeniable magnetism. It is a visual manifestation of a person's charisma, charm, and overall appeal, attracting attention and admiration from those who witness it. The Hot Boy Walk transcends mere physical attractiveness, encompassing an entire attitude and demeanor that captivates onlookers and leaves a lasting impression. It is an art form that embodies confidence, style, and an unapologetic sense of self, making the Hot Boy Walk an undeniable trademark of effortlessly suave individuals.

He got a latte and went on a Hot Boy Walk (HBW) through SoHo & The Village.

by Altitude1 May 20, 2023

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022