walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Boon Walking

Moon walking next to a lake, particularly like a gangster

Hey John, stop Boon walking! We need to go swimming in the lake at 9

by anonymous January 5, 2023

walking chug jug

someone who is very wide or consumes a lot of mass

tyler is a walking chug jug, he is so damn big

by chocolatedunk September 7, 2022

Gentleman's walk

When a gentleman or sir takes a walk to let one rip out of courtesy to spare others from the rotten stench.

I've got a stinker on board love, just takin' a gentleman's walk...back soon

by BlaineTudor August 18, 2019

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Walking bucket

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you

Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on E!!

by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024

Fudge Walking

When you walk with shit in your pants

Hey Kodey! You fudge walking???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022