Ontario Tech University

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.

"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"

by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021

University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.

Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man

by krugsie September 4, 2014

University of Minnesota Duluth

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.

Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch

by Redheads.don’t.got.souls April 10, 2022

Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.

they merked them geese at midwestern state university

by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023

University High School

A school in Tolleson, Arizona that is known for being very challenging, but at the same time very rewarding for anyone who wants a future scholarship opportunity. One can expect to be mentally challenged if they dare choose to enroll.

"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."

by Name2600 October 15, 2019

2. Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.

You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'

' How epic. '

' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '

' Oh God guys your so epic '

by epicccc kids December 31, 2009

University Village Salisbury

The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV

Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!

Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.

Freshman: I invited 50 people.

Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!

by blacklight212 April 6, 2011