The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV
Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
by blacklight212 April 6, 2011
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person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
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"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
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Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
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Get the doggo of the parallel universe mug.Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
Get the Georgia State University mug.A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
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