Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Turtle

n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation

My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard

by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018

Popping a turtle

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

by Buck teeth March 3, 2017

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023