by Flyer bird June 14, 2023
Get the Turd suckermug. 1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024
Get the Turd Sausagemug. A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
by Deptford wive June 27, 2023
Get the Turd stainmug. The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 13, 2021
Get the Douche and Turd philosophymug. When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Sandy Turd Flex (STF)mug. by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
Get the Fart hardened turdmug. 