Thomas

An alright geezer who you love having around you but you can’t stand at the same time. You want him to be your friend but they are also deserving of a kick in the bollocks

He is a great friend but wow Thomas is a dickhead

by Some called this November 22, 2021

Thomas

This kid that goes to our school that literally nobody likes, but everyone's too much of a pussy to tell him to just fuck off.

Person 1: Oh hey thomas
Person 2: Hey bro how's it going
*thomas leaves*
Person 1: God I hate him so much
Person 2: I know right

by skeng_sausageroll March 5, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is a person who is very immature with a very small dick

Omg that guy is so annoying! I know right? He's such a Thomas

by Ieatcucumbers April 15, 2022

Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

thomas drenth

An extremely intelligent human being, when at the age of just 13, his IQ rivaled Einstein’s. He knows a lot of useless facts, but also knows a lot of useful information that can be used in pouring water on this world on fire.

“Way to go Drenth” sarcastic
“You’re turning up to be a real Thomas Drenth” compliment

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is a really stupid person, not necessarily unintelligent but just absurd and odd in a bad way. Typically ginger with a tiny penis.

"the date was terrible, he was such a Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023