Side Bet

An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into

Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.

by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Side Nigga

- the nigga who provides an escape from her main nigga

- picks up the ticket

- takes her on vacations

- fucks her good

- doesn’t provide any drama

- and brings everything the main man doesn’t

My side nigga makes me so happy!

by Theonewhocould December 4, 2020

Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.

During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.

by katfat November 23, 2024

green side out

Noun, A side of a military poncho.

Green side out, brown side out, run in circles, scream and shout,...Fuck it!

by elemental53 February 7, 2023

sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.

Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew

by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019