by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020
Get the thomas choueirymug. Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet
by Cracked Child November 7, 2022
Get the Brayden Thomasmug. Thomas is a really funny type of guy. Always there for his friends, and is very supportive in his own ways. He may not have the hottest looks but is a beautiful person on the inside.
by m4m1w4n4 November 23, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
Get the Thomas Kressigmug. by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
Get the benjamin george thomas the thirdmug. Thomas....where to start, well first of thomas is a lying bitch who probably just use you and when the time is right just completely forget about you. he might seem like the best person ever and then boom plot twist you were the side hoe.
by jihoon's balls June 8, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. Absolute goat, loves fanum tax, too skibidi for Jack Grealish or even SSSniperWolf. He sticks his gyatt out for the rizzlers alongside the gyatts with enormous ohio sigma rizz in Ohio
Jack Grealish: You're so Skibidi!
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
by jJukes November 20, 2023
Get the Thomasmug.