Russian Commander

A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.

Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.

by johnny__johnny March 3, 2022

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022

The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.

Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.

by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026