egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

a cool egg

THE MOST FUCKING COOL EGG GIVE HIM SMOKE HE’LL SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AND EGG😤😤😤

*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A

by A cool egg March 19, 2019

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

Egg

An alternative way to spell “teefumz “
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!

Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair

“Here comes the egg”

“Here comes teafumes”

That’s terrifying😰

by _uglytrashhh April 16, 2021

s, eggs and e

A code way of saying sex (literally it)

keep your voice down, we don't want the teacher hearing our s, eggs and e stories

by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

Egg pie

An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.

That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.

by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023