Clown

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?”

“What a Clown!”

by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023

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Bloviated Oaf clown

One who talks nonstop endlessly and says nothing on facebook or twitter

Ben Rohling is such a "Bloviated oaf clown" when he is using big words he doesnt understand to make himself look more photosynthesis

by Jp lohling March 15, 2022

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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

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Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024

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