The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

by Wilketeeth December 15, 2017

sock racist

A racism that is common to black and whit sock

Sock racist Ayyy you my black thang is better than yo white ass socks

by Pyralisfirecat April 21, 2018

sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.

Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?

by MasterPalp January 10, 2018

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults

Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks

by Librose January 1, 2020