smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..
Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...
by Sutty9 March 16, 2021
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Smoked Kentucky Ass

When you blow smoke into someone's face while they are eating your ass. In Kentucky.
How about we try a Smoked Kentucky Ass tonight, since I have a nice cigar to smoke.
by Shaggy121143 June 28, 2023
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Smoke Ducker

A smoke ducker is someone who runs away from conflict or fights. They don't want the "smoke" or the fight so they run away to avoid or "duck" the fight. If you run away from a fight, you are a smoke ducker.

Often used when playing a video game but can be used in life situations.
My squad went to push a team and they all ran away, what a bunch of smoke duckers.
by loserbeam May 13, 2022
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Forbidden Smoke Dragon

While giving head hit a vape and blow the cloud out on the base of the shaft while in your mouth smoke should exit mouth and nose resembling a firey dragon... Watch them eyes.
by Midnight majik December 30, 2022
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The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 03, 2021
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smoke some poop

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
by PWP2308 December 10, 2022
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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