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Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later
Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke
by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
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Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping
Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?
by Srkarl July 9, 2020
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Smoked

To kill someone

Bro he smoked your step sis cousin friend grandpa uncle
Person 1 bro I fucked yo girl
Person 2 shut up before you get smoked
by Big Andy on yt July 4, 2022
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Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.
Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something
by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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