Rippin Shits

A fart so nasty a person should have to check their shorts afterwards.

"bwwwpopoooommmp" . . . Dude are you rippin shits over there? You better check yourself!

by BigTime4285 March 5, 2009

rip-shit

Major mad, totally just pissed off

Holy crap, her ex got her so rip-shit she nearly beat him to a pulp.

by ThunderWlf August 3, 2008

shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010

ghost shit

When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.

youll have it one day

by HPB April 5, 2003

shit bucket

A once good friend that has recently become addicted to online gaming.

Guy: Tim use to be a cool guy before online gaming.
Girl: Yeah, he's become a real shit bucket lately!

by ultraforwarden January 10, 2013

Mad Shits

The kind of shit that makes you feel as if you did something that made your shit angry, with no regard to your butt holes well being.

what did i do to deserve these mad shits?!?!

by Chupa Cabra June 24, 2005

shit-eater

someone who eats shit

stop eating shit you shit-eater

by i'm hungry! October 28, 2007