Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

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When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

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break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020

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yoongi.thee.stal

@Yoongi.thee.stallion is a K-pop fanpage on TikTok that has 585 followers. She is a bigg txt fan and loves BTS. She is also married to @Jisoo.thee.stallion.

,, Who tf is @yoongi.thee.stallion?"
,, She is @Jisoo.thee.stallion's wife.''

by JisooTheeStallion December 25, 2020

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