Russian edging

while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog

Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024

Russian edge

The “Russian Edge” is a masturbation technique derived from gen-z and their terms such as “Jelquing, Edging, and Gooning” to refer to different types of masturbation techniques. “Russian Edging” is when a sole or duo team inflicts a blast of cold from an ice cube or air dryer onto their scrotum while vigorously stroking their male genitals as fast as possible in the aim to survive for as long as possible without releasing semen or any type of excretion from the male genital. While “Russian Edging” ones scrotum must reach 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit the approximate freezing temperature before the masturbation may begin. Masturbation at this level may only last for a few seconds as the frozen scrotum forces semen to the urethra.

Hey Jeff, have you tried the new Russian Edge? If not let’s try it together some time, I’ve only held it up for 6 seconds.

by Will Johnson (Bear Slayer) March 29, 2024

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024

Russian Chuckle

A polite laugh to humour the speaker

She gave a russian chuckle in response to the appalling pun.

by Seaglass Beach January 22, 2026

Russian Blowdryer

Throwing bagged up, hot shit at a person while getting a blowjob by someone that has their hair on fire

Me and my fiancé were losing the sexual spark so we tried the Russian Blowdryer

by Koshka Brotherhood February 2, 2026

Russian Goonlets

A game of Russian roulette where instead of putting the gun to the head, you insert the barrel of t gun in the anus of vagina.

Let's play a game of Russian Goonlets

by Odd_ball963 February 4, 2026

Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

by Darth kugor February 6, 2026