uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021

Poopy pants special

Food so bad that you know as soon as you order..thing better come with a side of TP

Sonny just ate Burger King and burgers for the past month. I hope he didn’t get the poopy pants special

by Jh1137 August 17, 2021

Crass Ass Pants

Low rise jeans. They are pants that fit on the hips and are unappealing to wear. When you bend over, they show off your butt crack. They are also very appeal to men that have crude, dirty, and crass humor.

Sally wore her crass ass pants to school and had all the boys drooling over her. However, she also suffered a wedgie for the entire day.

by theelephant_intheroom April 30, 2022

period-day-pants

pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.

person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants

by thornsystem April 14, 2022

mr. Dancy pants

An animatronic from Five Nights at Freddys that the gamer Markiplier doesn’t want to piss off.

“I don’t want mr. dancy pants to be mad at me..”

by J-hopes sprite 💜🙏 January 12, 2021